Advice for the NANs

1. Haagen Dazs is a delicious treat that should be saved for after you dance.

2. Remember, excellence of dancing is not proportional to size of hair. Do not be intimidated by big hair.

3. In addition, excellence of dancing is not proportional to quantity of Bling.  Do not be intimidated by super-Blinged dresses.

4. In fact, don't be intimidated by anyone or anything.  Think of it this way: You are Kobe Bryant for the day.

Or if the Lakers aren't your team (they sure aren't ours), you can be Serena Williams.  Just fake it 'till you make it.

5. To tan or not to tan? That is not the question.  At NANs, if you're asking whether you have enough tanner on, the answer is no.

Also, tanning both legs is a plus.

6. Carb-loading the night before =good.  Redbull loading the hour before =bad.  No one needs multiple sets of wings...

7. Don't forget your kick pants.

8.  Note: Although it may seem like it, Nashville is not climate-controlled.  If you realize that you haven't set foot outside of the Gaylord since your arrival, it may be best to get some real fresh air at least once before flying home. That way you can talk about the weather, and actually know what you're talking about.

What you think:

What's true:

9. If y'all do decide to leave the mini world that is the Gaylord, y'all oughta check out "Cock of the Walk" where they serve the best catfish in the South (and also the only catfish in the South I've ever eaten). If that's not enough to get you excited, picture the most gigantic rocking chair ever.  It's there.

  10. Finally, you have worked hard enough for this, so now is your time to shine.  Don't let anything or anyone negatively affect your confidence.  Have faith in the work that you have put in.  And remember, as cliche as it sounds, have fun.

"If it's not fun, why do it?"  

-Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream corporate motto (now your personal motto--just don't say it when you're purchasing your celebratory Haagen Dazs)